Category: Humour
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Welcome to D*ck n B*lls Tower!
Tony Butterworth is beginning his six-month, work assignment deep in a wilderness teeming with carnivorous predators. And what is he dragging in with him this year? A-tisket, a-tasket, an extra-full basket of torment and turbulence. As a veteran lookout observer, he lives alone in an isolated cabin and climbs a 100-foot fire tower daily to…
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The Teleporter
Not all heroes in this world are the same and The Teleporter is a laugh out loud, fourth wall breaking boozy tale that sticks a middle finger up to the man! If you like your comedy random and politically loaded, this is the book for you! 99 Cent Bargain Book on February 7, 2021
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Hole Punch
“Hole Punch, by Garth Simmons, is a short story collections that defies description. Within its pages are hundreds of short, often fragmented, often bizarre narratives, characterised by cartoonish excess, visceral sensory descriptions, eccentric characters, and a grim but brilliant humour.”neonbooks,org.uk “a raw, fragmented, nightmarish collection of stories that makes you feel simultaneously bewildered, scared, disgusted,…
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Confessions of a Barber
Confessions of a Barber is about my life as I started in hairdressers when I was 13 and had lots of lovely clients over the years. Had many amazing opportunities and lots of life experiences and full of fun, laughter, tears and heart ache and it’s been a real roller-coaster over the last 37 years.…
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Privy Papers: The Story of Chooky Rooch, Britain’s Oldest Film Star
Bolton. 1901. Charlotte Roach is born. Destined for a life being deafened by the looms at the Mill and dying of consumption (often cheaper than buying a job lot of Cholera), she wants none of it. Trouble is, she’s a bit potato faced, and no-one thinks she’ll amount to anything. Determined to have a better…
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My Inbox – Uncensored!
Q. What does a woman do with her arsehole before making love? A. Drops him off at the club. Is this sexist? Who decides whether it should or should not be? It is just one of a random collection of quips, poems, paraprosdokians, anecdotes, philosophies and rants selected from the compiler’s email inbox over a…